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Hell hath no fury...................
OneLeggedDancer
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01-May-2012 13:56
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A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.
Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.
So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned lover with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"
Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.
"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.
He was wrong.
"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."
Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth,
bp
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01-May-2012 14:37
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That'll give him something to chew over
mads jorgensen
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01-May-2012 14:41
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By gum!!!
cityoftribes
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01-May-2012 14:45
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He must have really hurt her fillings!
OneLeggedDancer
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Originally posted by bp:
That'll give him something to chew over
Poor guy can't even masticate.
bp
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01-May-2012 14:48
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Originally posted by OneLeggedDancer:
Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"
She certainly didn't put a tooth in it !
bp
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01-May-2012 14:49
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Originally posted by OneLeggedDancer:
Poor guy can't even masticate.
Premature extractulation ?
bp
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01-May-2012 15:13
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Originally posted by OneLeggedDancer:
A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her
One thing putting your hand in the dogs mouth,
another thing entirely to put your mouth in the dog's hands evidently
OneLeggedDancer
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01-May-2012 15:29
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Originally posted by bp:
One thing putting your hand in the dogs mouth,
another thing entirely to put your mouth in the dog's hands evidently
Well she fixed him anyway - he won't be lying through his teeth any more.
Hitch
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01-May-2012 15:33
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Operation Fiacla!
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01-May-2012 17:03
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I guess he can be grateful that he wasn't going in for a vasectomy.
carryharry
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01-May-2012 17:06
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A fixadent moment alright!
mads jorgensen
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01-May-2012 19:20
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He'll tell the tooth in future
Pog Mahone
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01-May-2012 20:20
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Originally posted by OneLeggedDancer:
Poor guy can't even masticate.
Get your hands out of your pockets!
OneLeggedDancer
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01-May-2012 20:29
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Originally posted by Pog Mahone:
Get your hands out of your pockets!
Well I can't reach yours!
scelp
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01-May-2012 20:37
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She would make a great camogie player.
At least she knows how to pull.
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