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Amateurish and Sort of Funny things about the GAA
uachtaran
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13-Jun-2012 21:04
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1.Club players that go mad training in January and go missing by the time championship comes round, kinda like fat people joining gyms really.
2. Players playing with injuries. In most sports fellas might play on niggles, but you have lads starting championship matches up to and including Kilkenny, playing with cruciates and shoulders that pop on contact. Then there's the "ah it was worth a go" when they come off after 5 mins.
3. At club level, the way some fans seem to think the sidelines and endlines are only approximations of where the the game should be played. You know if the ball goes close to the corner of the pitch, a spot where it mightn't be all year, you'll get the 'oul lads roaring that its out, even when its five yards inside the endline.
4. 2 mins additional time (including at All-Ireland finals) when there have been ten substitutions in the second half.
5. Also on subs, (club level) when you have a squad of 24 and you put back on a fella you've taken off. Often happens in games that go to extra-time(see below)
6. Extra-time being a "new game", with red cards and potential suspensions all forgotten about (or has this changed)
7. The CCCC
8. Provincial Councils
9. Trying to get into croke park on Patricks day for the All-Ireland Club. 25,000 queuing at one white trailer for a ticket and then again at one turnstile to get in. Meanwhile, your club is inside on the pitch playing on the hallowed turf for the one and only time in your lifetime and you're still in the queue with 15 mins gone and have missed seeing your younger brother stick it over from the sideline.
10. "Dublin supporters" who wouldn't know where their local club is but look down their nose at culchies coming up to their patch.
11. The notion that footballs glory years were the late 70's (finally put to bed when TG4) destroyed the myth that Dublin-Kerry was the greatest game of all time
12. The fact that the Dublin media never even mention Derry-Down in the 1st round of Ulster in 1994 which is and remains the greatest game of all time.
13. Joe Brolly
14. Ger Canning commentating right now on Holland-Germany.
15. The idea that a team of Sean Boylan's wasn't really dirty, cos he's such a nice guy himself. (Check out recent comments from Liam Hayes on the 87-91 period)
16. The idea that Seanie Johnston transferring is scandalous while almost every club and county manager is paid....expenses of course
17. Umpires that put up their hand when the corner back hits the corner forward off the ball, and then take it down again because the ref is too busy following play at the other end of the field.
18. Referees being picky about where frees are taken from, then when they decide to penalise someone for dissent, they pick the ball up and drop it about 25 yards up the field, when its supposed to be a 10 metre penalty.
19. The "fair shoulder" ref, a one off annual event, which in reality requires players, ball and planets to be aligned in order for it not to be a foul.
20. The way purists are still appalled when someone does something "soccerlike" on the field despite 75% of the game being a cross between basketball, netball and international handball.
ChewingGum
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13-Jun-2012 21:14
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€30 for a stand ticket for Munster semi final with a recession on
KeepOnHurling
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13-Jun-2012 21:18
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Whenever a championship game ends in a draw, nobody having a clue (including the ref) if it is extra time or straight to a replay.
carryharry
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13-Jun-2012 21:21
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Being charged (asked for ) €8 for a Junior club game.
Ref's arriving on to Junior, Intermediate games with no umpires and riots thus breaking out.
Online coverage for patrons living over sea's is terrible.
Marketing in general.
Fixtures in general.
South Limerick Referee
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13-Jun-2012 21:25
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The greatest game was not 1977 Dublin vs Kerry or 1994 Derry vs Down, it was in fact 1997 Meath vs Kildare Second game. 2-20 to 3-17 AET
ProjX
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13-Jun-2012 21:34
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1. The officials being paid hundreds of thousands of euros each year while the slaves / players don't get paid.
2. The officials being paid hundreds of thousands of euros each year and they still call themselves amateur!
3. The Limerick hurlers who refused to play and saw their own side relegated.
4. Happy losers who still travel and sacrifice their time and money to watch those involved in point 3.
5. The guys at the gate taking the admission money....ahem ahem
thehermit
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13-Jun-2012 21:36
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Walking past rival supporters on the way to match and you shouting 'Up Dublin' or whoever and they shouting back 'Go on the Kingdom.' Don't see rival fans in other sports encouraging the opposing side!
Straw hats and wrist bands, why don't other sports have them??
ProjX
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A certain club match in a certin county where one team won the match.
The referee totted up the scores in his notebook after the match and saw that it was in fact a draw and a replay was required.
That was funny...
uachtaran
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13-Jun-2012 21:44
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Think I might have been at that - Jody Devine score a few in extra time? - one side went 6 up then the other came back - if so not a patch on D-D 1994.
Hitch
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13-Jun-2012 21:54
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Originally posted by KeepOnHurling:
Whenever a championship game ends in a draw, nobody having a clue (including the ref) if it is extra time or straight to a replay.
...and if it's a replay no one knows when or where it will be, (as if it never dawned on the fixtures comm-it-tay that there could be a draw)!
frasiercrane
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13-Jun-2012 21:58
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Dublin Mayo in 2006 was the greatest game of all time in my opinion.
A wide being as good as a score.
That so many grounds have electronic score boards but nobody seems to have thought that perhaps it would have been a good idea to have incorporated a clock in these scoreboards to avoid the dreaded time towards thee end of the second half when people get panicky and ask "Did you time it"
The fact that some people just dont seem to realise that you can actually buy your own programme and not have to resort to borrowing a programme of a stranger beside you
tv1
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13-Jun-2012 21:59
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Originally posted by Hitch:
...and if it's a replay no one knows when or where it will be, (as if it never dawned on the fixtures comm-it-tay that there could be a draw)!
financial decisions must not be rushed you know.
let it long
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13-Jun-2012 22:05
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Playing games in stadia that are at least 10 times to big for the crowd in attendance.
The county chairmans grand-daughter singing the national athemn when she wouldn't get past the first round on x factor.
A league and championship that have absolutely no bearing on each other and a league consisting of only 7 or 8 games and thats if you make the final
Young Hopper
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13-Jun-2012 23:36
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Originally posted by frasiercrane:
That so many grounds have electronic score boards but nobody seems to have thought that perhaps it would have been a good idea to have incorporated a clock in these scoreboards to avoid the dreaded time towards thee end of the second half when people get panicky and ask "Did you time it"
Lol or the fact that none of the electronic scoreboards seem able to count backwards!!!
When the auld fella working makes a mistake he has to count up from 1-10 in goals (to loud cheers from the crowd) before returning back to zero!
Or when the county chairman is presenting a cup and the mike wont work (despite him stopping and belting away at it several times!!).
rebelrebel30
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Originally posted by uachtaran:
1.Club players that go mad training in January and go missing by the time championship comes round, kinda like fat people joining gyms really.2. Players playing with injuries. In most sports fellas might play on niggles, but you have lads starting championship matches up to and including Kilkenny, playing with cruciates and shoulders that pop on contact. Then there's the "ah it was worth a go" when they come off after 5 mins.3. At club level, the way some fans seem to think the sidelines and endlines are only approximations of where the the game should be played. You know if the ball goes close to the corner of the pitch, a spot where it mightn't be all year, you'll get the 'oul lads roaring that its out, even when its five yards inside the endline. 4. 2 mins additional time (including at All-Ireland finals) when there have been ten substitutions in the second half.5. Also on subs, (club level) when you have a squad of 24 and you put back on a fella you've taken off. Often happens in games that go to extra-time(see below)6. Extra-time being a "new game", with red cards and potential suspensions all forgotten about (or has this changed)7. The CCCC8. Provincial Councils9. Trying to get into croke park on Patricks day for the All-Ireland Club. 25,000 queuing at one white trailer for a ticket and then again at one turnstile to get in. Meanwhile, your club is inside on the pitch playing on the hallowed turf for the one and only time in your lifetime and you're still in the queue with 15 mins gone and have missed seeing your younger brother stick it over from the sideline.10. "Dublin supporters" who wouldn't know where their local club is but look down their nose at culchies coming up to their patch.11. The notion that footballs glory years were the late 70's (finally put to bed when TG4) destroyed the myth that Dublin-Kerry was the greatest game of all time12. The fact that the Dublin media never even mention Derry-Down in the 1st round of Ulster in 1994 which is and remains the greatest game of all time.13. Joe Brolly14. Ger Canning commentating right now on Holland-Germany.15. The idea that a team of Sean Boylan's wasn't really dirty, cos he's such a nice guy himself. (Check out recent comments from Liam Hayes on the 87-91 period)16. The idea that Seanie Johnston transferring is scandalous while almost every club and county manager is paid....expenses of course17. Umpires that put up their hand when the corner back hits the corner forward off the ball, and then take it down again because the ref is too busy following play at the other end of the field. 18. Referees being picky about where frees are taken from, then when they decide to penalise someone for dissent, they pick the ball up and drop it about 25 yards up the field, when its supposed to be a 10 metre penalty.19. The "fair shoulder" ref, a one off annual event, which in reality requires players, ball and planets to be aligned in order for it not to be a foul.20. The way purists are still appalled when someone does something "soccerlike" on the field despite 75% of the game being a cross between basketball, netball and international handball.
1. Every GAA match must have 2 mins added time.......
You could have the battle of the bulge, pitch invasions, you name it you get 2 mins...gas stuff.
Hitch
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Originally posted by rebelrebel30:
1. Every GAA match must have 2 mins added time.......You could have the battle of the bulge, pitch invasions, you name it you get 2 mins...gas stuff.
Except if it's Clare v Offaly ...you get -5 minutes!
rebelrebel30
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13-Jun-2012 23:42
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Originally posted by Hitch:
Except if it's Clare v Offaly ...you get -5 minutes!
Hahah..true hitch and i love the way they couldnt be arsed cutting the grass around the posts or in the goals..always looks scruffy .....
An Early Bath
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13-Jun-2012 23:56
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21. "Hats, flags, headbands and blowhorns now lads!"
"Tubs of Ice-cream now lads, tubs of ice cream now lads, tubs..." - marching up and down the stand at Thurles, PuíC, etc.
dubshurlingfan
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14. Ger Canning commentating right now on Holland-Germany.
This guy must surely be the worst GAA commentator today? A couple of points:
1. He doesn't know the rules of either hurling or football and, when the ref gives a free for something he clearly doesn't understand, rather than just shutting up and letting the moment pass, he compounds the misery by saying the free has been awarded for something completely different.
2. His language is utterly alien to GAA circles. When is the last time you were at a junior match and heard someone saying: "a real judicious effort; fine mixture of skill, panache and no little effort"?
3. He idolises the players who are household names and will never pick up on anything untoward they might do (like a backwards swipe by the great tommy welsh!)
My oul lad said to me before that Micheal O'Hehir could make a bad game sound good. In my view the exact opposite is true of GC. He should stick to the soccer.
Shouldn't have had all that coffee!
Blanco
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Originally posted by dubshurlingfan:
2. His language is utterly alien to GAA circles. When is the last time you were at a junior match and heard someone saying: "a real judicious effort; fine mixture of skill, panache and no little effort"?3.
The 'that changes the equilibrium of a game' is one he likes as well, you don't hear that one too many times down at the junior B's.
Hitch
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Then there's the "supposed to be" fella that's in every club in Ireland.
Let's call him Mick, and a typical conversation with him before training or a match would go like this:
You: "hey Mick, where's the nets?"
Mick: "they were supposed to be here an hour ago, Jimmy said"
You: "so why aren't they then?"
Mick: "Jimmy's wife took the SUV to go shopping and they're in the back of it"
You: "so what's happening then?"
Mick: "I don't know, Jimmy is supposed to ring me back"
You: "well is the match going ahead at 7?"
Mick: "supposed to be anyway!"
singing goalie
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Having possibly the highest profile hurler - Henry Shefflin - wearing a helmet that is probably older than he is and held together with insulating tape and cable ties. No advertising endorsement deals there!
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A junior C manager that thinks he's going for Philips Manager of The Year
The same fella playing three forty something has beens who can barely rise the ball when there's plenty of fit and able younger fellas on the sideline
Said young fellas get disillusioned and fek off playing rugby or soccer or worse still....golf!
Scaoil Amach an Bobailín
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Originally posted by singing goalie:
Having possibly the highest profile hurler - Henry Shefflin - wearing a helmet that is probably older than he is and held together with insulating tape and cable ties. No advertising endorsement deals there!
Ha, I remember Conor Hayes used to wear an auld gold coloured one that looked something like one of them plastic píss-pots you might find beneath the bed long ago...No strap or nothing on it!
cerebus
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Originally posted by Scaoil Amach an Bobailín:
Ha, I remember Conor Hayes used to wear an auld gold coloured .... plastic píss-pots you might find beneath the bed long ago...No strap or nothing on it!
Jaysus wee never had straps on our piano under the bed!!
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