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An Irish version of 50 shades of grey!
carryharry
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17-Jul-2012 11:18
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Irish Fifty Shades of Grey...
Bríd’s knees were sore and her throat was raw…This was the longest Novena she’d ever attended.
“You’re so tight“, he said, “I’m from Cavan“ she replied.
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Slowly he ran his finger down the middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He loved a Mikado.
She quivered as I stroked her thighs. ‘Take me in the shower Sean!’ I whispered to her ‘Wait til I turn on the immersion’
Her underwear was wet as he pulled the rope. There’s great drying out today he thought as the clothes line hoisted
She wrapped her fingers around it and greedily pulled it towards her lips. 20 bottles for 15 quid at Centra! Bargain!
'It‘s so long! Never seen the likes of it!' exclaimed Maire, as she joined the dole queue
She widened her mouth, trying to fit it all in!! Juices ran down her face. Mary did love a kebab after Coppers
She was panting as she let out one final scream of pure pleasure. There was nothing like beating Kilkenny in the hurling
She took a deep breath as the shivers rolled down her hot body... Jaysus, she thought. The Vicks is kicking in now!
Come on! Pump it hard ... Real hard! But it was no use the tyre was definitely punctured!
He asked if she could handle more than one finger. She said she preferred Hob Nobs or a purple Schnack with her tea
'Spread 'em', he said gruffly. Margie looked dolefully at the bags of fertilizer destined for the back field
lakesman
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17-Jul-2012 13:14
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The sweat glistened on Mary's forehead as she gripped the long shaft between her hands and looked upon the cock standing proud and tall before her and she enjoyed every moment of her work.... It had been a long day piking hay in the fields
He never experienced anything like it, the wetness, the tightness and the endless days and nights spent indoors, then again he had never been to the town of Muff in Donegal before on holidays during a long, wet summer.
She tugged and tugged as hard as she could grunting roughly with the exertion of each pull, 'come on you baxtard' she grunted, but the old lawnmower wouldn't start.
The tension in the air was palpable, she waited with bated breath as he arrived on the scene and pulled out his massive tool, 'sorry' he said, 'I'm afraid your car won't be fixed today Mrs. O'Brien'.
Sean Mc Dermotts
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17-Jul-2012 13:15
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You are coming from behind Harry pardon the pun, Tone posted these last week, good though!
jaykeane
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17-Jul-2012 15:19
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Her father was Big Dick Enright & her mother was Dunne from behind.
carryharry
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17-Jul-2012 23:30
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Sorry Tone & lads, only saw it posted on bookface this morning and thought it was very funny.
cowpat
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18-Jul-2012 00:58
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"She gasped. "That's one big cock", she said, as she opened the door to the hen shed.
An Carta Bui
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18-Jul-2012 09:20
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Kerrymans foreplay
"Bend over Bridie and face Dingle"
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