Originally posted by Keanes Road:
You have it wrong cowpat. Don’t give up on women but don’t settle down with one.Find yourself a good local with wall to wall sport all day any day throughout the year. Happy days! Slug away with your friends to your heart’s content whenever you want, no ties. Have a few, let’s just say, loose women’s numbers in your phone. We all know these type of wans – kinda half 2 you’ll do – that effort. Put them in as a group text on your phone. When you get the longing fire out an old group message then and whichever one answers, sure fire away. If you get a few responses better again you have a choice. Get into getting picture messages too so you can save them for those lonely nights when they all might be engaged, on holidays or tied up!
I know a few lads who swear by it.

Originally posted by Keano:
Im with cowpat on this one.How about this for a story, I was working in a foreign place for a while, met an Irish girl there and we got on super for a good while, she was big into me, I was very interested in her. When my job finished there then after a good while she said to forget about her as she was kinda messed up from a previous relationship and coudln't offer anything.So I moved back to my normal job in Ireland and did as she said and forgot her.
So after a good few weeks she was home again and mailed me saying "we were good together before and now she had her head sorted she wanted to start seeing me". Great Job - Happy out.Arranged to meet her in Dublin then to chat over what was going to happen, and she kinda deferred it for a week. No worries. Still grand.A week later the day before we were due to meet to start a relationship as I thought, she mailed, saying "oh I met someone last weekend in Dublin and Im really into him and we have been on a few dates the past week" and I want to see how it goes from here.
I was sooo shocked."Best of Luck and Thanks for understanding" - she said - T'Daaah.And this is not teenager romance now, the girl is nearly 30 and Im over 30 like.What yee reckon to that lads ?

Originally posted by cowpat:
Keane's Road. I'm 35, I don't have those kind of opportunities anymore.Keano. I reckon she f**ked you around, and you should tell her as much. She messed with your head, and I sense you are feeling vulnerable and maybe bitter.
It shouldn't matter if she is Irish or not, women are women.
The best way to get over one woman is to let another get under you.

Originally posted by cowpat:
Keane's Road. I'm 35, I don't have those kind of opportunities anymore.

Originally posted by Keanes Road:
What do you mean you don’t have those opportunities anymore? What are you? A monk or a man?Christ your 35 not dead. Get up off your hole and get back in the game – did you ever hear of the dirty 30’s? Women your age are getting into their sexual prime and willing to try anything so long as they don’t get caught! Its free money all you have to do is spend!

Originally posted by carryharry:
Try Lar's bar! Ask bp.

Originally posted by Keanes Road:

or tied up!

I know a few lads who swear by it.

Originally posted by RoyalGirl:
It works both ways lads. Plenty of women have gotten f**ked by men too.

Originally posted by cowpat:
Fixed that for you! You got that right.Lads, think of Braveheart in the battle scene, and the English tearing down the field at the boyz, and Mel Gibson shouting "hold!", and the English getting closer, and Mel Gibson shouting "hold!". Well it's like that. Don' give in. I deleted her number so she'll have to get back. Yeah I heard about this dirty 30s bullsh*t. I haven't seen much action in the last 5 years, put it that way, and I am a top top bloke.

Originally posted by cowpat:
Well RoyalGirl, this is an agony aunt thread, so tell us your problems. Let us help you! Does 50 shades of w*nk live up to you and your girlie's expectations?

Originally posted by RoyalGirl:
Well I suppose it's one of the first well know pieces of literature of a sexual nature that's aimed at women.. Men have had them for years. Bit of liberation from years of sexual repression of women. And on players like Chris Brown, well he hasn't really been forgiven at all by most people, even though Rihanna may have forgiven him. Same with a lot of cases involving violence against women I suppose.