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OneLeggedDancer
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03-Aug-2012 15:28
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"He got me oiled and took advantage" sobbed the obviously shaken droid when traced to the refuge of the convent of the Order of Perpetual Puberty. "Believe me, there's not a petrol pump safe from him in the whole of Ireland."
yankeelad
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03-Aug-2012 18:23
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Originally posted by OneLeggedDancer:
"He got me oiled and took advantage" sobbed the obviously shaken droid when traced to the refuge of the convent of the Order of Perpetual Puberty. "Believe me, there's not a petrol pump safe from him in the whole of Ireland."
Looks like all the 100 degree heat is finally taking its toll on you Dancer.Head for the shore this weekend and try to cool off a bit before the big match next Sunday.Plenty of eye candy around Spring Lake will have you droolin away to yourself under your umberella but make sure you keep those hands exposed at all times.
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03-Aug-2012 18:43
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Originally posted by yankeelad:
Looks like all the 100 degree heat is finally taking its toll on you Dancer.Head for the shore this weekend and try to cool off a bit before the big match next Sunday.Plenty of eye candy around Spring Lake will have you droolin away to yourself under your umberella but make sure you keep those hands exposed at all times.
Typical of this week - I try to start something but all I get is sympathy! Don't worry Yank, just messing and I'm sure you'll agree that I was careful to just about exceed the standard set by its predecessor. Just back from 2 weeks in sunny (for the most part) Johnswell. Great time and it makes me think strongly of retiring but how much Judge Judy can a guy take? I have to have a reason for getting the feet on the floor every morning.
I live near the beach here and you're right - acres of jiggly tanned flesh on display and the girls are as bad. I've taken to leaning on the boardwalk railing gazing across the bay but I don't believe the wife accepts that I've developed a huge and sudden interest in South Amboy since summer arrived. Enjoy the weekend.
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