Women are really sensitive and need to be handled with care both emotionally and physically. Its important for a man to understand that and adjust to the individual needs of his woman. No two women are the same. When it comes to men, women always have a specific target in mind for a long term relationship, there may be guys in pursuit of her, but their only chance is if her target is unobtainable. A womans target for a long term relationship will always be someone solid and secure, but this type of person has no chance when she is 19. The better the profession, the better the chance. When a girl is younger, looks or talent at sport may compensate for a lack of a profession, buy lets face it those guys are never going to be there for the long haul. Jersey girls are out for a good time, but that novelty will wear off as she gets older.
I've said it before an ugly Doctor/Dentist/Solicitor/Accountant/Engineer/Teacher will marry a babe, where a good looking binman will have to settle for someone less easy on the eye. Some people have been very critical of me for suggesting that but its true. Look around you, these are the men with better looking wives. Snaring one of them can be a problem, because once word gets out what they work at, attention toward them increases. Take for example a Doctor. If a young doctor is shy with women, the young receptionist in the clinic he has just started at will snare him, and keep him. The cockier guys know exactly what they are about, and they know that they can pull a she doctor, so wont be bothered with the receptionist. A doctor that plays sport is a dream, because he has a perfectly toned body for longer. Stephen Lucey take note, you can take your pick, and will succeed unless your competitors are of an equal standard. Most guys start to put on a belly soon after marraige, a sporting guy will hold his shape. The above applies to all the above listed professions and other similar ones. If a guy is into sports he will be very fit, and that has its advantages . Believe it or not, size doesnt matter too much, its nice if you can get it but as long as it isnt completely tiny, he will be able to use it to your advantage.
Where problems come in is with personality, a woman cannot snare someone with all of the above who also has a nice personality, so she has to settle for someone who can be a right pr-ick. That causes marraige breakups later in life.
Anyone else anything to add
[This message has been edited by DavidO'Carlo/Wex (edited 24 April 2004).]
Hypocrite.
When it comes to men, women always have a specific target in mind for a long term relationship
You mean <i>you</i> have a target in mind for a long term relationship.
A womans target for a long term relationship will always be someone solid and secure, but this type of person has no chance when she is 19. The better the profession, the better the chance.
Again, I'm guessing you're talking about yourself now. Trollope. Harridan. Slattern. Harlot. Evil handmaiden of Beelzebub. Who appointed you shop steward for the entire female population?
I've said it before an ugly Doctor/Dentist/Solicitor/Accountant/Engineer/Teacher will marry a babe, where a good looking binman will have to settle for someone less easy on the eye.
Every teacher I ever had was ugly and the only babes they were married to resembled the pig from the film of the same name. Since when were teachers a catch? They earn very little, wear corduroy jackets with leather elbow patches and teach Geography, for f**k's sake.
Most guys start to put on a belly soon after marraige
Not if they're relying on the likes of you to cook their dinner, they don't.
If a guy is into sports he will be very fit.
Did you see fat Juan Seba Veron huffing and puffing around the pitch for Chelsea the other night?
Size doesnt matter too much
She's right Young Kenny, wherever you are. It doesn't.
In closing Camogie Girl, I don't want to offend you, but it probably doesn't matter because you picked out your husband years ago and will marry him when you're finished sleeping around, no matter what I say.
Which is fine.
However, I think you should leave the amateur psychology to us chaps and stick to doing what camogie girls do best: wearing unbecoming pleated skirts, having very meaty upper arms and giving bl*w-jobs for Bacardi Breezers in the car-park of the local nightclub.
There's a good girl.
[This message has been edited by Birrty! (edited 24 April 2004).]
Teachers arent too bad a catch since all this benchmarking came in, they get decent salaries after long service, and they have so much time off to mind the kids and do little odd jobs around the house its too good to be true.
quote:Originally posted by Camogie Girl:Birrty you need to settle down a little, let me guess the object of your desires hasnt yet succumbed to your charms or else you dont fall into one of the above professions. Teachers arent too bad a catch since all this benchmarking came in, they get decent salaries after long service, and they have so much time off to mind the kids and do little odd jobs around the house its too good to be true.
[This message has been edited by clareman (edited 24 April 2004).]
Still haven't made my mind up, but if the latter is the real persona, God help the poor lad that this gold-digging wagon gets her nails into.
quote:Originally posted by DavidO'Carlo/Wex:As and aside, I've seen a few pictures of Dolores O' in the Irish-Times and I have to say, what a babe...I never realised she was that good-looking!
I've been thinking the same thing...perhaps she has just morphed into a fox recently because I never noticed before. Whatever, she's stunning.
It works, look at any fella with girls hangin' off him, it's all about confidence and attitude. Don't chase women or take them seriously, NEVER become their friend , we've all heard that line. Sure being a doctor or high-profile sportsman is a great start, but that's all it is, at the ned of the day it's all about personality for a wmoan, looks are a bonus.Women are shallow and devious, and they can't help it , but it's easy keep the where you want them as well. Let some rich doctor buy her fur coats , and I'll just use her as my mistress
quote:Originally posted by Camogie Girl:Birrty you need to settle down a little, let me guess the object of your desires hasnt yet succumbed to your charms.
This would suggest there's only one object of my desires, Camogie Girl. Rest assured there's many, most of whom I haven't actually met yet, never mind set about wooing. It occurred to me that you might actually be a bloke taking the p*ss, but only a woman could write something that naive.
Once that little matter of security is sorted, then personality and looks come into it, but preferably both.
quote:Originally posted by rooter:treat 'em mean and keep'em keenIt works, look at any fella with girls hangin' off him, it's all about confidence and attitude. Don't chase women or take them seriously, NEVER become their friend , we've all heard that line. Sure being a doctor or high-profile sportsman is a great start, but that's all it is, at the ned of the day it's all about personality for a wmoan, looks are a bonus.Women are shallow and devious, and they can't help it , but it's easy keep the where you want them as well. Let some rich doctor buy her fur coats , and I'll just use her as my mistress
quote:Originally posted by Camogie Girl:Correction, its all about security, no good him having a good personality if he cant pay the phone bill.
You're off my list CG. I could never handle somebody who lives on the edge like you do.
I'd like to know your opinion on Newcastle footballer Gary Speed Camogie Girl. He's fit as a fiddle, he's relatively famous and he's good looking. He's also the dullest man who ever drew breath and thick as 10 short planks, but will never have any problem paying the phone bill. Would you rate him as good husband material?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me .."
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. - Some say monogamy is the same.
My wife and I are inseparable. - In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? - Two mother-in-laws VOCABULARY LESSONS... 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female ... Any part under a car's hood. Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male ..... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ..... Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female ... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male .... Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female ... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male .... Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female ... An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. Male ..... A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female ... The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male ..... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female ... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male ..... A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes
"Let some rich doctor buy her fur coats , and I'll just use her as my mistress."
... and great stuff highwayman
quote:Originally posted by leinsterlass:I'm guessing your 'target' could be a certainMr.Lucey
No hes not my target at all, i'm just using him as an example of the type of guy I am referring to.
quote:Originally posted by Birrty!: This would suggest there's only one object of my desires, Camogie Girl. Rest assured there's many, most of whom I haven't actually met yet, never mind set about wooing. It occurred to me that you might actually be a bloke taking the p*ss, but only a woman could write something that naive.
what makes me think that you dont fit into the criteria listed above?????
Lister to what I say, a professional who plays sports, rather than a professional sportsman (although a combination of both wouldnt be too bad)
quote:Originally posted by Birrty!: You're off my list CG. I could never handle somebody who lives on the edge like you do.I'd like to know your opinion on Newcastle footballer Gary Speed Camogie Girl. He's fit as a fiddle, he's relatively famous and he's good looking. He's also the dullest man who ever drew breath and thick as 10 short planks, but will never have any problem paying the phone bill. Would you rate him as good husband material?
quote:Originally posted by Camogie Girl:No Gary Speed wouldnt make the cut, if hes that thick, the kids will be thick, intelligence comes from the father.Lister to what I say, a professional who plays sports, rather than a professional sportsman (although a combination of both wouldnt be too bad)
quote:Originally posted by Camogie Girl:No Gary Speed wouldnt make the cut, if hes that thick, the kids will be thick, intelligence comes from the father.
Intelligence will definitely come from the father in the case of any kids you have CG. What about Socrates, then? He used to play for Brazil, did medicine in UCD and is named after a famous philosopher. Athletic, sporty, professional and profound - is he the dream ticket? If I thought all women were as clinical and calculating as you CG, I think I'd seriously consider a life of gayness. I hope you're not this cold in the sack - the unfortunate doctor/solicitor/dentist/teacher you end up snaring will get frostbite. As a matter of interest, has it never occurred to mercenary birds like you and your ilk to get a decent job yourselves, rather than bask in the reflected glory of some bloke with a so-called prestige gig. If I was unfortunate enough to be married to someone so pathetic that they're happy to skid along on my coat-tails rather than make anything of their own life, it wouldn't be long before I'd be seeking my jollies elsewhere from someone a bit more interesting.
[This message has been edited by Birrty! (edited 26 April 2004).]
surely there's a happy medium out there somewhere, a daycent fella who likes to play ball just a few days a week, is there such a thing?