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Originally posted by Camogie Girl:
Im reading lots of things about women here recently and decided its time I contributed.

Women are really sensitive and need to be handled with care both emotionally and physically. Its important for a man to understand that and adjust to the individual needs of his woman. No two women are the same. When it comes to men, women always have a specific target in mind for a long term relationship, there may be guys in pursuit of her, but their only chance is if her target is unobtainable. A womans target for a long term relationship will always be someone solid and secure, but this type of person has no chance when she is 19. The better the profession, the better the chance. When a girl is younger, looks or talent at sport may compensate for a lack of a profession, buy lets face it those guys are never going to be there for the long haul. Jersey girls are out for a good time, but that novelty will wear off as she gets older.

I've said it before an ugly Doctor/Dentist/Solicitor/Accountant/Engineer/Teacher will marry a babe, where a good looking binman will have to settle for someone less easy on the eye. Some people have been very critical of me for suggesting that but its true. Look around you, these are the men with better looking wives. Snaring one of them can be a problem, because once word gets out what they work at, attention toward them increases. Take for example a Doctor. If a young doctor is shy with women, the young receptionist in the clinic he has just started at will snare him, and keep him. The cockier guys know exactly what they are about, and they know that they can pull a she doctor, so wont be bothered with the receptionist. A doctor that plays sport is a dream, because he has a perfectly toned body for longer. Stephen Lucey take note, you can take your pick, and will succeed unless your competitors are of an equal standard. Most guys start to put on a belly soon after marraige, a sporting guy will hold his shape. The above applies to all the above listed professions and other similar ones. If a guy is into sports he will be very fit, and that has its advantages . Believe it or not, size doesnt matter too much, its nice if you can get it but as long as it isnt completely tiny, he will be able to use it to your advantage.

Where problems come in is with personality, a woman cannot snare someone with all of the above who also has a nice personality, so she has to settle for someone who can be a right pr-ick. That causes marraige breakups later in life.

Anyone else anything to add

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Yes....You are a massive pain in the hole.

Now,Fcuk Off.

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:

while i wouldn't go near someone completely without any ambition, a fella with a successful career who's also a bit of sporting genius has very little time on his hands for anything else, including women, not so much fun riding his coat tails then if you dont get to see him for weeks on end.

surely there's a happy medium out there somewhere, a daycent fella who likes to play ball just a few days a week, is there such a thing?

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Originally posted by Camogie Girl:
I'm more than happy to pull my weight birrty, but i aint gonna carry anyone on my back.

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What kind of weight are we talking about here? The car keys to the Beemer or the big sparkly ring? This isn't about you carrying anyone on your back, it's about you living the high life on someone else's.

The funniest thing of all is that you seem to regard yourself as some sort of women's spokesperson.

I think Gunther could give helpful replies!

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:

surely there's a happy medium out there somewhere, a daycent fella who likes to play ball just a few days a week, is there such a thing?

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Originally posted by clareman:

Originally posted by leinsterlass:
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while i wouldn't go near someone completely without any ambition, a fella with a successful career who's also a bit of sporting genius has very little time on his hands for anything else, including women, not so much fun riding his coat tails then if you dont get to see him for weeks on end.

surely there's a happy medium out there somewhere, a daycent fella who likes to play ball just a few days a week, is there such a thing?

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Originally posted by SHANNONSIDER**:
Sure there is, a good spark who plays junior hurling for instance. They must be 10 a penny in Dublin.

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I said a decent fella not a dub

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Originally posted by GUNTHER:
G'wan...go for it....I'm sure she's only dying to s*hag a spotty McDonalds "supervisor" who still lives at home with his mother.

Opportunity to show off your Star Trek back issues as well...

You brainless fcuk.

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Can you picture you sitting in one though, every Sunday, with three screaming little ******es, a meek little wife with high blood pressure, and you wondering where it all went wrong as you plugh into a big mac.

You can do better than take off other peoples put downs of you.

And the leader was ....
Halfwit

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:
I said a decent fella not a dub

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Originally posted by SHANNONSIDER**:
Obviously if they're playing hurling they're of country extraction...wake it up a little leinsterlass! Are dubs a big no-no with women? Or is it just country women?

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they're just an easy target! not able for the slagging, especially the footballers, maybe for the reason above, who knows
dont really what it is, maybe country girls just like a nice, down to earth, country fella with an accent

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:
they're just an easy target! not able for the slagging, especially the footballers, maybe for the reason above, who knows
dont really what it is, maybe country girls just like a nice, down to earth, country fella with an accent

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Originally posted by clareman:

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well not a nice lad, if they're too nice we just take the p**s altogether, am afraid the whole 'treat them mean...' thing is true to a point
how about a 'not a complete bol**x' lad?
that better?

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:
well not a nice lad, if they're too nice we just take the p**s altogether, am afraid the whole 'treat them mean...' thing is true to a point
how about a 'not a complete bol**x' lad?
that better?

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Scored with some girl from a hen night in Dublin Fri night.

Scored with a girl in Coppers Sat night.

Rang a girl he scored with last weekend during the match to see how she was fixed for tonight, all the while going on about some babe he heard of who rode a lad in the toilets of some pub.

Poor old camogie girl is delusional. By all her objective criteria, he'd be a great catch. 30 grand car, house, job etc, but he'd need to be dipped in Jeyes Fluid first.

Nice guys haven't a hope and will finish up last most of the time.

Not a complete boll-ox lad? Few and far between.

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Originally posted by leinsterlass:
they're just an easy target! not able for the slagging, especially the footballers, maybe for the reason above, who knows
dont really what it is, maybe country girls just like a nice, down to earth, country fella with an accent

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maybe you should put a personal ad in the Ireland's Own.

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Originally posted by sid wallace:
maybe you should put a personal ad in the Ireland's Own.

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Originally posted by South Limerick Referee:
Or the Farmers Journal

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god no! enjoying the good life
have had enough of all that for a while
sick of having to tell someone
where ya are
what ur doin,
when u'll be back,
who you're with...and on and on
and having to plan your weekends two weeks in advance the whole time
not for me for the moment!!

but thanks for the tip!

there ya go camogie girl, thats an idea for ya, probably full of fellas with a bit of land, cant get much more stable than that!

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