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Hilarious Quiz Question Answers?
Goodchristian
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23-May-2007 14:13
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The topic on crap TV programmes got me thinking. It would be hard to top the following from Quicksilver;
Bunny Carr: What was Gandhi's first name?
Answer: Goosy Goosy!
ClareGalway
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23-May-2007 14:17
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On the American version of The Newlywed game the presenter ask the bride wheres the strangest place the couple have ever had sex.
Red faced she replies "in the butt".True story.
Reuter
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23-May-2007 14:22
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Originally posted by ClareGalway:
On the American version of The Newlywed game the presenter ask the bride wheres the strangest place the couple have ever had sex.
Red faced she replies "in the butt".True story.
'Tis in it's ar$e....
Bit of an urban legend that one, rears it's ugly head on the internet joke circuit every so often. You shouldn't fall into that hole...
ClareGalway
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23-May-2007 14:37
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Originally posted by Reuter:
'Tis in it's ar$e....
Bit of an urban legend that one, rears it's ugly head on the internet joke circuit every so often. You shouldn't fall into that hole...
Saw it myself on VH1 show onetime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOFholWREZA
G-Man
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23-May-2007 14:39
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Originally posted by Reuter:
'Tis in it's ar$e....
Bit of an urban legend that one, rears it's ugly head on the internet joke circuit every so often. You shouldn't fall into that hole...
yeah doesnt the same version of that story involve a radio quiz in sydney? Another urban legend I heard lately (about the 100th time from so many different places) is the one where someone ate a burger and got sick, and then they kept a bit of it and got it tested and there was 5 different traces of sperm in it.
georgy comerford
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23-May-2007 15:11
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Probably another urban myth, from Larry Gogan
Q. What star do travellers follow?
A. Joe Dolan
stones_off
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23-May-2007 15:33
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Originally posted by georgy comerford:
Probably another urban myth, from Larry Gogan
Q. What star do travellers follow?
A. Joe Dolan
No, that one's true, It was on an ad for his programme, it had a load of crazy answers people gave when they were under pressure.
Hud
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23-May-2007 15:58
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As sure as sixpence, was listening to Larry Gogan on Sunday last, and his evergreen 60-second quiz drew the following classic:
Q: What "C" is a chemical used to kill bacteria in water?
A: (From a reasonably sane-seeming woman): Chlamydia.
OneLeggedDancer
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23-May-2007 16:09
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From Phil Wood Show (BBC GMR)
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic bible?
Contestant: Er.....
Wood: It's got two syllables...Kor..
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ...no. The past participle of run.
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: Okay, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I....
Contestant: Walked?
From Les Dennis-
Dennis: Name something people believe in but cannot see.
Contestant: Hitler.
Dennis again:
Name a TV soap.
Contestant: Dove.
stones_off
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23-May-2007 16:28
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People say fair stupid stuff when they’re under pressure on family fortunes:
Name an accessory for your car? Wheels
Name a type of berry? French.
Lord Timble of the INTERNET
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23-May-2007 16:40
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At an inter schools primary schools table quiz many years ago one of the questions was what does GATT stand for? None of us had a clue so we put the answer down as General Association of Top Turnips just chancing our arm. When they were calling out the answers for that round the quiz master called our team up on stage and said they were giving us a special prize for giving all the guys correcting papers such a laugh. He read out our answer and the whole place erupted with laughter. Was more embarrassing than hilarious for us though!
Jester-WX
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23-May-2007 16:49
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A colleague was on an RTE TV music quiz show years ago (I was a contestant myself for my sins).
He was asked what did David Cassidy, Barry Manilow and Bruce Johnson (of the Beach Boys) have in common. He hadn't a breze so he answered, "they all had big noses" but he was going to add ' just like.... ....' and name a mate of his who was sitting in the audience. Luckily he stopped himself in time as his mate would not have appreciated the joke.
btw, the propr answer was the song I Write The Songs.
About a Bicycle
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23-May-2007 17:32
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Originally posted by Hud:
As sure as sixpence, was listening to Larry Gogan on Sunday last, and his evergreen 60-second quiz drew the following classic:
Q: What "C" is a chemical used to kill bacteria in water?
A: (From a reasonably sane-seeming woman): Chlamydia.
I believe you Hud, but there's no such thing as sixpence anymore.
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