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Friday Joke
jackary
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30-Jul-2010 17:24
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lads what has happened ? no friday joke thread again. disappointing.
i have a few terrible jokes here that might spring some of ye into action.
1=how does a welshman find a sheep in long grass ?
irresistible
2=what do you call a woman standing in between two goal posts?
annette
3="Doc, I can`t stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It`s not unusual."
4=Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I`ll give you some cream to put on it."
5=Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she was dead
theface2010
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30-Jul-2010 17:25
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Jesus jackary you were going well with a few cheesy ones but what the fcuk is the last joke?
jackary
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30-Jul-2010 17:30
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you would be hugely surprised how many people would laugh at that one
here`s another one like it
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Finty
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30-Jul-2010 17:31
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
Sumorules10
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30-Jul-2010 17:32
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16 football counties looking for a new manager. Tis no joke!
Diamond Joe Quimby
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30-Jul-2010 18:37
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whats the difference between 8 french baby`s and a million euro?
I don`t have a million euro buried in my back garden!!
to soon maybe.
Larkin
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30-Jul-2010 19:42
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Originally posted by Diamond Joe Quimby:
whats the difference between 8 french baby`s and a million euro?
I don`t have a million euro buried in my back garden!!
to soon maybe.
No, not too soon just sick.
Time!!!
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30-Jul-2010 20:16
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For my son`s birthday I bought him an iPod,
my daughter had an iPhone for her birthday
and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.
Thinking along the same lines I got my wife an iRon
- and then the fight started!
sideline_view
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31-Jul-2010 00:48
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Paddy wanted to join the army and after much soul searching decided that the navy was the branch of the defence forces that he would like most.He enlisted and after his induction and a few days settling in the training began.One day his instructor asked the young cadets if they knew why navy divers fell backwards into the water.There was complete silence in the room and everyone looked stumped except for paddy at the back of the class. "Ok paddy" said the instructor "tell us why divers fall backwards into the water" Paddy stood up and said "That`s an easy one.Sure if they fell forward they would be still inside in the boat"
DavidO'Carlo/Wex
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31-Jul-2010 02:48
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What do Mexicans put Under their` Carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
What`s an Ig?
An Eskimos` House without a Loo!
Jonathan Ross only goes to Rugby Matches so he can Play Pranks on his` Friends so much so that he remarked "I love TWICKENHAM!".
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