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de hobber
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10-Sep-2010 16:55
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A duck walks into a bar and sidles up to the counter and takes a seat. "Could I get a pint of Guinness there please boss" he says to the barman. The barman turns around and is astonished that there is a duck sitting there ordering a pint of Guinness.
He pulls the pint and sets it in front of the duck.
`Jasus" he says "There’s a fella that comes in here regular, he’s a ringmaster in a circus, I say hed love to get you working for him"
"A ringmaster in a circus" says the duck "sur what would he want with a plasterer"
Coat left behind - have to run...
spade caller
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10-Sep-2010 16:59
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Originally posted by de hobber:
Friday Joke
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in a microwave `til his Bill Withers!!
before the grammanazis get stuck in, i fully understand how to use an apostrophe, the joke works better in verbal form. Now where`s my coat?
Sexyback
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10-Sep-2010 17:08
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Can`t take credit for this gem...
Man walks into a shop and says to the girl behind the counter “I want a Kitkat Chunky.”
Girl goes into the back and comes back with a Kitkat chunky and hands it to him.
“I wanted a regular kitkat fatty!”
mikehunt
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10-Sep-2010 17:19
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How many male chauvenistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the b!tch cook in the dark.
backintheday
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10-Sep-2010 17:26
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A friend texted to say he is downloading the Koran from an ebook site. He only has a slow connection, however he is putting it on a disk and it should be finished by Saturday 11th. He can burn a few copies if anyone is interested.
seamusmacspud
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10-Sep-2010 18:00
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my name is josef fritzel and no more windows was my idea
HitemHardHardHard
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11-Sep-2010 18:39
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Liked the one on the Late Late last night..
Aparentlly Colleen Rooney has put a private Investigator following Wayne where ever he goes...
First case of the Wag tailing the dog...
Originally posted by seamusmacspud:
my name is josef fritzel and no more windows was my idea
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